I’m not sure what the Bears were thinking in signing Chester Taylor. All I can figure is that one mediocre running back wasn’t enough; they must have wanted two of them.
That really is what Taylor is at this point. He will be 31 in September, albeit a relatively young 31 after being sheltered behind Adrian Peterson the past three years in Minnesota. Yet that age is a giant, scary number for anybody who knows anything about how running backs fall off as they get older. No matter how fresh his legs, the odds are stacked against any team picking up a new 31-year-old feature back. (more…)
UPDATE: Lindsay’s lawyer, er, Twitter says: “No formula was stolen for Sevin Nyne. It’s a woman looking for a payday. That’s it!”
The president of United 1 Labs, which manufactures Sevin Nyne, also issued this statement:
“I am sorry to hear about the claims being made against Lorit, LLC regarding the Sevin Nyne product,” said exec George Mitchell. “I have been involved in creating self-tanning products for over 12 years. When requested to help develop the formula for Sevin Nyne with Lorit, LLC I did so using my expertise and was not provided with any formulas or trade secrets by Lorit, LLC or anyone involved in or related to the Sevin Nyne product.
“As everyone in the self tanning industry is aware, the combination of dihydroxyacetone and erythrulose are commonly used in all self tanning products. There is nothing proprietary about the combination of those two items. Further, there is nothing proprietary with regard to the fragrance used.”
What did belts ever do to you, Pete Wentz? Why did you turn your ample tattooed back on such a convenient pants-holding device? Are you raging against the Beltinistas or some such?
There’s no winning that fight. The Suspender Element of this society is only filled with clowns and mobsters who will lead you down a dark path of senseless, beltless crimes. Crimes…of fashion.
Also, as you know, part of being a man is avoiding dressing like Colonel Sanders. So it’s time to grow up and put on your big-boy pants, those held up by a tidy strip of leather. Quickly, before li’l Bronx sees this.
Besides, by the looks of the ample ankles you’re flashing, it wouldn’t hurt if those pants did fall down a little. Or a lot.
Scattered slabs of concrete, still daubed with their original graffiti, are pertinent reminders that 2009 marks 20 years since the fall of the Berlin Wall. But the cultural revolution that came with the fusion of the city’s East and West is even more visible as arty photographs in smart spaces, music pulsating from abandoned government buildings and fashion that reflects this hot, hip and happening city. (more…)
This is how they’re letting Keanu Reeves roam the streets of Paris these days.
Laissez-faire or just plain lazy?
We’re baffled. Last time we checked, the actor was, you know, all handsome and oddly compelling—please, don’t say you didn’t love him in The Lake House because we saw the four weepy stars you gave it on Netflix—but this hairy, boot-wearing style just doesn’t do it for us. How about you?
Give us your top suggestions for improving his look and we’ll collect them, collate them and totally think about them (but it’s not like we’re going to send them on to his stylist or anything). This is serious, people. Act now!
